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Posted by p/Hobodave57 Submitted about 5 hours ago.
Exkape frum anteefer 2

Hey yall ol idjit heer this heer prolly be tha last time I tawk ta yall
I tole yall bout how ol green hare gurl trikked me inta thankin shes a womanx an all
Shes a transgenders wif a big ol fake tallywhacker and pebbles
So she says I wont ta git away frum anteefer an have a regeler life an have a bunch a rug rats
Boys and gurls an swap em all round make em transgenders an gays an bynarries an wat not
She says ifn we got hitched up wuld you try to boss me round?
I says naw green hare gurl I wont boss you
So she had her tallywhacker shaved off an had a pee pee hole put on an she starts squirtin out rug rats ta beet tha band
We got 5 rug rats an im purty sure one of em is mine
She sets at home all day an watches tha tv shows an she tweeters a lot
She don't stomp aroun much any more mad bout orunge man an ever thang
I work 3jobs takin care of ol green hare gurl
I cleen out tha elefant shit at tha zoo
An I cleen out tha porta potty shit
An I cook at tha waffle house too
Its hard makin ends meet sumtimes cause she can eat more than all us tagether
She topps out at bout 400 pouns now
Shes still gittin medal pins an nails stuk thru her tung an all an tattood all over her body
She quit shavin her laigs an and pits on account of the patry arkee
Sumtimes when im alone at nite I wonder ta my self ifn we jus got thangs too dad gum complikated
Seems like ever thang used ta be a hole lot simpler
Any a yall ever feel at way?
Well hell wat do I know?
Im just a simple minded idjit
Who never been to cowlledge
Posted by p/Hobodave57 Submitted about 6 hours ago.
Exkape frum anteefer

Hey yall its me again tha idjit
I tole yall bout Joinin up with tha anteefer gang an all an tha ol green hare gurl
Ol green hare gurl had been dranin my juses purty regeler
Tryin ta make a transgenders baby or sumpin
But I never figgered out why she was jus swallerin my juses I tol her one day I says I don thank you can git a baby thru tha mouth hole
She rared up an says shut the fuk up you fukin faggot
I was purty shokked by that cause thems homo fobik wurds
We aint spossed ta use homo fobik wurds on account of they are hurtful wurds
So then she says arite then geenus stik yore tallywhacker in this hole
But I didnt wont to cause that wuz her butt hole
So I says I thank I spossed ta stik it in your pee pee hole
An she flopped over an I liked ta fell out
She didn't have a pee pee hole
She had a dad gum tallywhacker!!!!!
A bigun too
So she starts a laffin an says wats a matter faggot you homo fobik? 
I don't know what happened next cause I passed out cold
She tole me wen I wok up that she was transgenders an she had a tallywhacker sowed on by a doctor
My head was just a spinnin
Anyways I heer em Stompin round an screemin bout ol orunge man bad hes done sumpin ta make em mad
They says tha wurlds gon end in a few yeers causa globel warmin
They watch a little gurl wif pig tales from up north summwheres
Greeta thunkelburgers or sumpin
She stomps round screemin and hollerin bout orunge man bad an ever thang
They like ol alexsander crazy eyes cortes too
That ol mule face gurl
Arite then ill holler at yall later ifn ol green hare gurl dont suk all my juses from me an kill me


Posted by p/Hobodave57 Submitted about 10 hours ago.
Talleywackers and pebbles

Hey yall its me again I wuz tellin y'all bout tha anteefer gang I joined up with rite now ima hidin out under my bed with my ol hound dog
They been Stompin round screemin and hollerin bout ol orunge man bad sumpin feerce taday
Ol orunge man dropped a bom on top of a rainian feller an blowed him ta bits
Says ther werent nuthin left of him but a fanger wif a rang on it
Orunge man  sent tha fanger bak to I ran an flopped his big ol tallywhacker out and tol them I ran folks ta suk it
That got thees heer anteefer folks stirred up bad
I caint keep up with it all
Sos anyways I tol yall bout ol green hare gurl milkin me fer my man juses so she can have a man baby to switch to a gurl transgenders baby
So one day theys gon try to teech me thare ways an edjeekate me bout anteefer an all
They set me down ina chair an made a cirkle round me
An startd screemin and hollerin at me sumpin feerce
They said I was a natszee an a fasshist an a miss og gin ist an a red nek an a hik an a farmer an a wite person
An a kristshun an a man and a woman beeter an all kins a bad thangs
Then they torchured me by makin me watch all the shows on tv they lik
Tha view an cnn an nsmbc an all them folks
They says that hollee wood folks is a hole lot smarter than regelar folks
They tol me that most of tha news folks had been shaved down nere 
Had there tallywhacker and pebbles shaved off
Ol don lemons an freado cuomo an wulf bliszter
An joe scaboro an that feller on tha nbc news
They all been shaved cleen tallywhacker and pebbles
Annerson cuper aint never had no tallywhacker or pebbles ta begin with
Well I better go I heer ol green hare gurl hollerin bout orunge man
Shes gonna take it out on me by milkin me of my man juses ta make a transgenders baby or sumpin
I caint keep up with it all ill holler bak at yall ifn they don kill me


Posted by p/Hobodave57 Submitted about 12 hours ago.
Joinin up with tha anteefer gang part 3

I been tellin y'all bout me Joinin up with tha anteefer gang
An let me tell yall how it wurks
One thang bout anteefer folks is they don never laff or hav fun
They ded seerous bout ever thang
They sit round all day an watches tha tweeter on tha fones an any body that says sumpin they don lik
Well they git ta twittrin reel fast an hard
They don wont no body to say nuthin they don lik
One thang that sets em off faster an any thang else is ol orunge man bad
Woo wee they hate the orunge man an any body that says any thang good bout orunge man is thare emeney
Theyll find out were you wurk an cum a Stompin round screemin and hollerin til they git you fared frum your job
They all got the fancy fones an they always tawkin and tweeterin on em
One day one of tha soy boys cum up an says ta me
Gimme your fone
I says I caint he says why not?
I says its at my house
He says go git it an I says tha cord aint long enuff
He says you got a lan line?
I says whuts a lan line?
They all got whatchu call sell fones
Anyways they set round all day jabberin bout how bad they got it here in amerika an how they hate wite folks an joose an kristshuns an poleese an wurkin an athoritie
An aw hell they hate a hole lota thangs
I culdnt keep up with it all
They wear necker chefs round there faces lik ol timey outlaws
They luv ta smash up thangs that don belong to them
Aw hell I gots ta go I heer em Stompin round screemin and hollerin bout orunge man ill tell yall summore ifn they don kill me
Posted by p/Hobodave57 Submitted about 13 hours ago.
Joinin up with tha anteefer gang part 2

Well I tol yall bout how I met tha anteefer gang an all
Sos whut happnd nex is a horreeble tale
Ol green hare gurl took a shine ta me fer sum reeson
She kepa tawkin bout how I wuz tha dummest feller she ever met
She keppa cawlin me a natszee an a fasshist an a part of tha patry arkee an all
So I says I don no wut that meens green hare gurl
I aint never been to cowlegge I quit skool ina first grade ona count of goin ta wurk on ol pappys hog farm
An she says my god ur fukin stoopid
Now that kina hurt my feelings so I says do you want to still hava man baby wif me?
She says hell yea cause itll be stupid lik you an I can have it switchd over to a gurl then she be smart
She says she wonts ta have 5 babys ta switch up
2 gurls an 3boys 
Shes gon turn one of tha boys inta a transgenders
An one of tha boys inta a gay an turn one of tha gurl inta a lezbbeen an one of tha gurl transgenders inta a man an
Aw hell I can't keep up with it all
But she got sum big plans
So she starts ta dranin my juses ona regeler basis
She had a big ol pin stuk thru her tung an I gots ta tell ya
She culd wurk magik wif it on my privit parts 
I aint been draned lak at since I wurked ona hog farm
No wut I meen?
Aw hell I heer em Stompin up an down tha road out thare
Screemin bout ol orunge man bad I best hide out til they git tared from Stompin round all day
Ill keep yall posted ifn they don kill me
Posted by p/Hobodave57 Submitted about 14 hours ago.
Joinin up with tha anteefer gang

This heers tha story a how I met tha luv a my lif 
I uz standin on my porch an drankin a cold brewski wif my ol hound dog one day
When all of a suddn a mob a anteefer folks cum a stompin down tha road
They uz screemin and hollerin bout orunge man bad
They seen me a standin thare an started in hollerin at me
Callin me a natszee an a fasshist an a part of tha patry arkee
I says whut?
Then they starrts ta throwin thangs at me
All of a suddn a grate big ol green hare gurl cums a runnin up an gits rite up in muh face an grabs hold a my tallywhacker and pebbles you no my man parts
Shes got medal pins an rangs stapled all over her head
Shes tattood from head to toe
I uz skeered
She says she gone hav her way wif my man parts cause she wonts ta have a chile
She says she wonts ta have a man baby an take it round ta show how stupid mens is
Ol green hare gurl drug me out thare in the woods and draned my juses from my tallywhacker and pebbles
I uz sore from tha abuse
She topped out at bout 350 pouns
She slobberd all over my man parts
So then this ol boy cums a Stompin up an says shes my womanx git off a her!
He uz a soy boy thats whut green hare gurl called him
Soy boys don eat no meat so they tire out reel fast an don make no juses ta have babys wif 
Sos then tha ol soy boy says hes votin fur sum burny feller an ifn he don win they gonna set far ta ever thang
An they gon put all the rich folks in a goo lags
An re ejekate ever body an turn ever body inta soy boys
An make ever body git thare tallywhacker and pebbles shaved off well I heer a rakkit out doors so I better go fer now ill tell yall how it ended ifn they don kill me

Posted by p/Hobodave57 Submitted about 15 hours ago.
Idjit says

I don no wut ima dooin on this heer thang
Sum body pleeze hep me unner stan how ta wurk this heer thang